Hilarious short quotes certainly do the trick. Friendship is like peeing on yourself.
When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Funny famous short quotes. Its kind of a shock. Robert Bloch A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. People are like music.
Funny quotes on naiveté It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep Donald Trump retweeting a Benito Mussolini quote. Funny Quotes and Sayings 1. Its not important to win its important to make the other guy lose.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover. Cool Funny Quotes Amusing Sayings and Quotations. Great people make great quotes and these prominent authors have made our list of the best famous quotes of all time.
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change Confucius. I can resist everything except temptation. Its kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light.
Age is of no. Yes officer I saw the speed limit I just didnt see your car. I am too lazy to be lazy.
So I threw a coconut on his face. Some speak the truth and others are just noise. Our collection of short funny quotes which are short straight to your head and mind-blowing.
The important thing to remember is not to forget Benny Bellamacina. When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather didin his sleep. My dream job would be the karma delivery service 26.
He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. Easy to read short quotations by famous authors and anonymous.
The world hates change yet it is the only thing that has brought progress Charles F. Life doesnt have any hands but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. 60 Short Funny Quotes and Funny Wise Sayings Funny Quotes to Make You Laugh Out Loud.
Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. This selection from the worlds of politics entertainment philosophy history and literature includes some prime examples that illustrate the principle less is more. Sometimes when I close my eyes I cant see.
They are short sweet and rather amusing and are likely to tickle your funny bone. Top 100 Funny Quotes of All-Time. 60 Short Funny Motivational Quotes.
Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Its small wonder then that some of the greatest quotes are also some of the shortest quotes. Dont be stupid it might make you famous.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Famous quotes by famous authors. Go to table of contents.
My friend thinks he s smart. We tend to get what we expect Norman Vincent Peale. It may look like Im doing nothing but in my head Im quite busy.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app theyll start using it. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party. Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy but Im still going to keep looking.
John Wilmot Earl of Rochester A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Funny Short Sayings To Brighten Up Your Day Worry is a misuse of your imagination Anonymous.
Funny And Wise Quotes From The Funniest People Ever Bill Murray. Ive learned so much from my mistakes Im thinking of making a few more. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I.