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When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather didin his sleep. Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. Here we have collected short funny quotes and sayings which can help you be happier and help you feel better.
Death is number two. Steven Wright Click to tweet. Start to embrace fun.
If Cinderellas shoe fit perfectly then why did it fall off. If you are a fan of Spider Man you may be familiar with these quotes. Here are 170 of the best funny quotes I could find.
I can laugh cough sneeze and pee all at the same time. Short Inspirational Quotes 1. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once. Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app theyll start using it. 60 Short Funny Quotes and Funny Wise Sayings Funny Quotes to Make You Laugh Out Loud.
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I intend to live forever. Number two is death. Here are 60 short and funny motivational quotes to help brighten your day.
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Sometimes short funny quotes can help up loosen up a bit. The 100 Funniest Quotes of All Time The funniest quotes of all time arent always intentional. Ive got you covered.
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Imitation is suicide Ralph Waldo Emerson 3. These are the most beautiful and best funny quotes of all time in our humble opinion. Share it with yourself and start to say Ha.
Never let your best friends get lonely keep disturbing them. If youre hotter than me then that means Im cooler than you. Sometimes we have to see the funny side of life in order to keep going.
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Sorry the video player failed to load. Therefore here you have short funny quotes about life so you can expand your life. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority it.
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The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.